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Erszebet Bathori’s Naked Feast

October 14, 2017

6pm—Midnight. Gates open at 5pm.

At The VORTEX

Mature Audiences only—because, duh—NAKED Feast.

The Bloody Countess of Hungary rips it wide open for Halloween with Erzsebet Bathori’s Naked Feast on Saturday, October 14. An annual fundraiser for The VORTEX, this year’s Naked Feast launches 30 Years of Truth and Thunder, our 30th season of new work. Previous Naked Feasts have included Salvador Dali’s Naked Feast and Naked Feast: Atlantis. Now there will be blood, vampires, and undead. A bloody good time. Costumes strongly encouraged. Performance of Vampyress included in the cost of admission at 8pm (limited seating, first come, first served).

Admission includes the performance of Vampyress (limited seating, first come, first served), Erzsebet’s Table of lavish bites, Dracula’s Desserts, Chocolate Blood Fountain, Silent Auction, Costume Contest, Vye’s Hookah Cavern, Bex’s Bloody Beauty Lab, swinging Jazz band, Shot Luge, Vampire Open Mic, DJ, Dancing, and Salvador Dali as Count Dracula. The Silent Auction includes beautiful, one-of-a-kind, handcrafted arts, dinners from local business partners, professional services, and a brand-new, super cool hoverboard! Join us to celebrate 30 years of Truth and Thunder with a big bite of Naked Feast.

Recommended Audience Attire: Gothic, Vampire, Blood, Naked Virgin, Dragon, Undead, Faery, Halloween, or Nothing At All.

 

It’s pretty simple, every month we get four of Austin’s funniest comics on stage to make childish commentary on vintage pornography. Spider House Ballroom is equipped with a full bar and drink specials. We are sponsored by Forbidden Fruit, which means we have special guests and prizes to give away! It’s a free show and yes, it will get weird.
This month’s line up is scary in the best of ways:
-Justin Hicks
-Andrew Clarkston
-Nikita Redkar
-Rob Gagnon
Hosted by Lisa Friedrich & Zac Brooks.
Doors at 7:30 show at 8

The Jigglewatts Burlesque Revue presents their ongoing show, “Violet Crown Follies,” a dazzling bi-monthly live band and variety burlesque show at 8:00 p.m. (doors at 7:00 p.m.) at the Spider House Ballroom. This show features live atomic rock-n-roll band Sonny and the Starfires with special guest international burlesque star FROSTINE SHAKE!

The Huffington Post calls their show “sassy and sexy…classy entertainment.”

The Violet Crown Follies is an ongoing burlesque residency, every 1st and 3rd Thursday of the month featuring live music, comedy, drag, variety, and world-class burlesque performances in a swanky cabaret setting. The Jigglewatts Burlesque Revue is excited to play in this jewel-box of a theatre, where floor to ceiling red velvet curtains, an artfully appointed stage, and an aura of old Vaudeville add to the immersive experience. Guests can also look forward to saucy door prizes and goodie bags from Forbidden Fruit boutique.

“Eye-popping glamour…a burlesque troupe with a racy show that’s not to be missed,” writes Steven Moser of the Austin Chronicle.
Doors: 7:00 p.m.
Show: 8:00 p.m.
Tickets: $15 – $120

4th Wednesdays mean [sex-positive!] GAME NIGHT at Barrel O’ Fun!

That means it’s time for Sex Nerd Trivia and Bingo, BANGO! We will test your knowledge on all things sex and you’ll have a chance to win some amazing and naughty prizes! Arrive early to grab a table — bring friends or a hot date — either way, it’s completely free! So, form your teams, come laugh, and learn with us!

October is our COSTUME EDITION! Join us wearing your funniest, freakiest, most fabulous costume for an extra chance to win BIG!

Brought to you by the Southwest Sexual Health Alliance.

Bat City Bombshell’s

Tits-or-Treats Burlesque Show!

A little bit titillating, a little bit terrifying!

Join these ghoulish spirits at the Spiderhouse Ballroom.

Saturday, October 28th for two fiendishly good shows.

For trick-or-treaters, we bring you an early night with doors at 7.

For those late night naughty tricksters, join us at our later show with doors at 10.

Come dressed to delight or dressed to fright, but either way, come dressed in your best nightly attire. Your favorite Bombshells have their dirtiest treats to show you, pick your time, and get your tickets now!

Tickets On Sale Now!

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